Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson: S.N.L. Presenter ⏩

In January, we asked readers to tell us about their experiences with online dating. They shared their harrowing tales of faux pas and ugly encounters with the anonymous Internet hive-mind. They told us about their first and last dates with the jilted, they waxed poetic about the most touching first dates and unctuous last dates, and they simply sent in their favorite dating stories.

I’m not sure if you realize, but almost all of the stories we receive are from men. So here, compiled from those stories, are some effective dating tips from a man’s perspective.

1. Starting a conversation with the right words is much, much harder than you think.

“I’m a total nerd, and there was one girl at a party who I thought was cute. After the party was over, I followed her to her place and called her the next day, after she wrote her number on my hand. She ignored my call and the eight other calls I made. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no J.P. Morgan, but I’m sure more than a few of you have aspired to make a cute girl jealous enough to hang up on your call. And I made the mistake of trying, and what do you know—my feet are firmly planted in the rejection. It’s the same for everyone else. Not everyone is a dud. Don’t mess it up by defaulting to the first line that comes to your mind.” —e, via e-mail

“I met someone at a bar and he invited me to his house for dinner. I’m fine with inviting someone to my place for dinner or to watch a movie, but I’m not fine with inviting someone back to my place. It just seems weird to me. When he asked if I wanted to meet there, I figured he was just being a gentleman and he wanted to take me somewhere more private than his place, but the only other place that had parking was a Chinese restaurant, so we ate at that and had a nice time. When we were done, he said, ‘Well, I guess I should probably leave.’ I thought, ‘Oh, you’re just going to leave me here with a stranger?’ So I figured I would take the lead and make it easy on him and let him leave. He said, ‘Well, I’m going to go but I will see you tomorrow.’ I wanted him to stay so badly I couldn’t stop talking—everything from how much I missed him
The traditional rules of dating apply—you have to say something when you like someone, you have to ask them out and they have to ask you out—but add some modern dating categories and you’ve got a pretty flawless system. No strings attached, no drama, no scary options.

Add Up Dating Points

For the most part, the rules for dating are pretty straightforward: if you like someone, you say something; if they like you, they say something. When it comes to apps, however, this isn’t always easy. With a selection of options at your disposal and no accepted guidelines, it can be hard to know what you want and whether you’re playing yourself or laying the groundwork for a serious relationship.

With that said, you should understand your own body language, and be honest with yourself. Use common sense, and don’t do anything you’ll regret later. If you know you’re not interested in a given user, don’t waste your time answering their messages or leaving sarcastic replies on their profile. And if you are so interested in someone that you’re on the verge of sending them messages, it’s time to realize you’re kind of at that “here comes the awkward” phase of the relationship.

Dating takes a lot of time. You have to sift through dates, get to know each other, and make sure it’s not just a one-night stand. Remember that even though it seems like the game has slowed down, it’s not, and you’re making more effort than ever to land a relationship.

Time to play your cards

Finding someone who likes you is only half the battle. You also have to initiate the date.

In an ideal situation, you’d have a great first conversation or even meet them at a party or event. But that’s not always possible—you may have talked to them before and they may have been completely uninterested. In that case, don’t let it bother you. There’s no need to send out a series of poorly worded messages hoping that something will strike a chord; instead, reach out in a straightforward way that says: “Hey, it was really great meeting you and I was thinking about meeting up the other day but my schedule kind of got in the way. Would you be up for going out sometime next week? I know it’s last minute but I’m only in town for a week.” If they ask what time is good for you, confirm the time and wait for them to text

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